The Unstoppable Optimism of the "Good Boy" : Editorial Good Night To All

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Editorial from the hand and mind: Charles E Allen, Jr, Chief Editor:

Between GA-     There is a specific phenomenon in the animal kingdom where confidence far outpaces physical reality. Imagine, if you will, a Golden Retriever who has discovered a stick. This is not just any stick; it is a six-foot fallen oak limb.

     The dog does not see a logistical nightmare. He sees a trophy. He proceeds to attempt a narrow garden gate at full sprint. The resulting clack-thud and immediate 180-degree neck-snap would discourage a lesser being. But the retriever simply stands up, wags his tail so hard his entire back half oscillates, and tries again—this time with a slightly more tilted head, convinced that geometry is the one at fault, not his ambition

     Joy isn't always a grand gesture; sometimes it’s the quiet triumph of a stranger.

     Think of that specific brand of "Dad Energy" found in hardware stores—the man who has finally found the exact $0.45 O-ring required to stop a leak that has plagued his kitchen for three years. He walks to his car with the posture of a Roman General returning from Gaul. He doesn’t just have a part; he has the solution. That level of pure, concentrated satisfaction is enough to power a small city.

     In a world full of complex algorithms and breaking news, there is something deeply grounding about the fact that:

  1. Sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don’t drift apart.
  2. Cows have "best friends" and get stressed when they aren't together.
  3. Somewhere right now, a toddler is wearing a cape and rain boots, fully convinced they are invisible and invincible.

     If none of that worked, just remember that according to the laws of aerodynamics, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly. The bumblebee, however, doesn't know this and isn't a member of any physics departments, so it goes on flying anyway just to spite the math.

     May your evening be as stress-free as a cat in a sunbeam and your coffee tomorrow be exactly the right temperature on the first sip.

***Image is of Sheena and her charge, Olivia, BCN's very own canine journalist and mascot!!!!***

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